Arhiv za December th, 2007

Ok, takole. Najprej sem imela v mislih idejo, da se sama lotim pisanja o napakah, slabih lastnostih, pomankljivostih naših dragih moških, ampak potem se mi je zdel tale način veliko lažji in še precej zabavnejši :mrgreen:

Tako, da nasmejte se ;) 1

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs. ~ne vem kdo~

I love men, even though they’re lying, cheating scumbags. ~Gwyneth Paltrow~

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. ~Dennis Leary~

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams~

The problem with most men is they’re assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes. ~Cher~

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~Sharon Stone~

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. ~Diana Jordan~

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Macho doesn’t prove mucho. ~Zza Zza Gabor~

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. ~Molly McGee~

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. ‘Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.’ What am I, a microwave? ~Beverly Mickens~

There are only two kinds of men – the dead and the deadly. ~Helen Rowland~

As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything. ~CoCo Chanel~

If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks. ~Rita Rudner~

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr~

  1. aja, pa pravijo, da je v vsaki šali pol resnice :lol: [nazaj]
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